Things You Should Never Say to Someone Who Has a Pit Bull

Most pit bull owners are as crazy as their dogs. Never say the following things to someone who has a pit bull.

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“Could you unhook your dog from my throat?”

“Could you unhook your dog from my throat?”

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This is an incredibly rude question that you wouldn’t ask owners of other breeds.

“Can I ride it like you are on a horse?”

“Can I ride it like you are on a horse?”

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Pit bulls are show dogs, not riding dogs.

“I’m sorry, but I’m afraid of big dogs because I was bitten by one when I was younger. I’m sure your dog is very kind, but could you put him on a leash so I can have a better time in the park?”

“I’m sorry, but I’m afraid of big dogs because I was bitten by one when I was younger. I’m sure your dog is very kind, but could you put him on a leash so I can have a better time in the park?”

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Okay, do you share a lot?

“Feeding him pounds of human flesh every day must be expensive.”

“Feeding him pounds of human flesh every day must be expensive.”

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It is impolite to raise the issue of finances.

“No, no, I have so much to live because I’m not ready to die, have mercy on me, I’m begging you for the love of God, PLEASE.”

“No, no, I have so much to live because I’m not ready to die, have mercy on me, I’m begging you for the love of God, PLEASE.”

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Begging won’t save you.

– Does he bite?

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Do you mean “she”? Not all pit bulls are male.

“Does it bother you that one day your dog might commit a white-collar crime?”

“Does it bother you that one day your dog might commit a white-collar crime?”

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Despite media portrayals, pit bulls are incredibly rare in tax evasion scandals.

“What’s his name?”

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It’s best to first ask if the puppy has any honorary titles by which you can refer to them.

“Prince Best Album – 1999”.

“Prince Best Album – 1999”.

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All pit bulls have been trained to viciously attack those who claim the best Prince album is anything other than Sign about the times.

“I know some people your dog could maul.”

“I know some people your dog could maul.”

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They probably mean their victims.

“He looks adorable with those scars. Is he a savior?

“He looks adorable with those scars. Is he a savior?

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After this gaffe, the only thing left to save is you.

Has he lost his teeth?

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Tooth extraction in pit bulls is becoming an increasingly obscure and frowned upon practice.

“Pit bulls are the result of original sin and rejection of God’s love.”

“Pit bulls are the result of original sin and rejection of God’s love.”

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True, but rude.

“Oh yes, well, I have a pet bear.”

“Oh yes, well, I have a pet bear.”

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Maybe you should keep this to yourself if you don’t want Hugs taken away.

“Your dog is more muscular than you.”

“Your dog is more muscular than you.”

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It’s not their fault that dogs have more time to exercise.

“Oh, so you can’t have children.”

“Oh, so you can’t have children.”

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Not all pit bull owners are infertile.

“What’s his kill count?”

“What’s his kill count?”

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Reminding a proud pet parent that they adopted a deadly killer never goes smoothly.

Did he steal Lindbergh’s baby?

Did he steal Lindbergh’s baby?

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Owners don’t usually care if a 40-pound dog abducted a child from a hospital in 1932.

“I prefer cats.”

“I prefer cats.”

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The dog hears you. It’s so rough.

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